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(313): (rec:) studying my ass! lol(sent:) farmville I have to harvest! then ill study

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(313): Walkin down the street, cop asked if i needed a ride to the party. I saind What Party, and he laughed and drove away.

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(313): I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.

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(313): sent: "do you realize we tried to light that blunt with the toaster oven last night." rec'v: "we tried to electric stove top too..." sent: "lmao F our lives"

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(313): i told him i would rather be a slave in africa licking monkey turds off a dirt floor than ever be with him again, but he said he would buy me a puppy so i might take him up on that the change my number again :)

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(313): so i walk into my house at like 9:30 am and my mom goes ' omg do u have a hickey !? ' and i go ' ..do i ? ' fail .

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(313): Duude it's crazy. I was writing an essay for english, talking to my girlfriend and listening to music while I was getting a blowjob from another girl. Win?

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(313): dude! She Queefed on my bed!

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(313): holy shit am i hunfry, i drank forbreakfast. lmao i decorated the outside of case hall in puke. holy shit did i get fucked up

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(313): he put the money he won in the lottery in a pile and fucked me on it. i can check that off my bucket list now!

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(313): then when your sister pulled out the noodle, i knew what was going on..

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Awesomeness!

(314): Walking around walmart on a wednesday night wit red cups in hand, one of the workers looks at me and points to the sporting goods section and tells me ping pong balls are next to the tennis balls :) I love Jeff county

(690): woke up in a football helmet, shoulder pads, and wrapped in a rug. great night right?

(650): I need to sober up so I can get drunk later!

(316): I cut my penus on the lid.

(313): (rec:) studying my ass! lol(sent:) farmville I have to harvest! then ill study

(313): Walkin down the street, cop asked if i needed a ride to the party. I saind What Party, and he laughed and drove away.

(313): I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.

(313): sent: "do you realize we tried to light that blunt with the toaster oven last night." rec'v: "we tried to electric stove top too..." sent: "lmao F our lives"

(313): i told him i would rather be a slave in africa licking monkey turds off a dirt floor than ever be with him again, but he said he would buy me a puppy so i might take him up on that the change my number again :)

(313): so i walk into my house at like 9:30 am and my mom goes ' omg do u have a hickey !? ' and i go ' ..do i ? ' fail .

(313): Duude it's crazy. I was writing an essay for english, talking to my girlfriend and listening to music while I was getting a blowjob from another girl. Win?

(313): dude! She Queefed on my bed!

(313): holy shit am i hunfry, i drank forbreakfast. lmao i decorated the outside of case hall in puke. holy shit did i get fucked up

(313): orgasms happen when fucked up

(313): awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport

(313): you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.

(313): he put the money he won in the lottery in a pile and fucked me on it. i can check that off my bucket list now!

(313): then when your sister pulled out the noodle, i knew what was going on..

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