(Anonymous): (rec) dudeeeeee we have no fucking cups left.. did you guys take em? (sent) ya uhh my bad... ( rec) nvm we usin a peanut butter jar... this hsit tastes good

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(Anonymous): (received) So.. what happened? (sent) You brought over your sisters videos and managed to turn sesame street into a drinking game, we did a shot everytime they sung

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(Anonymous): why is all my real money replaced by monopoly money? i'm going to kill you.

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(Anonymous): Friendship is like peeing on your self , everyone can see it , but only you get the warm feeling it brings

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(Anonymous): For the smart guy that said its fake "how would he get his dads number" he obviously texted the girl and his dad looked at her phone...

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(Anonymous): Dude seriously, why is there a llama in my bathroom?

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(anonymous): (sent):lmao well just between u and me lmao. but we were just like chillin..naked and i was kinda sittin on his stomach and i queifd so loud outta no where lmao (reply)LMFAOOOOOO omgg thats so horrible ahha < 33 only you could ever get away with something like that you know.. (sent)lmfaoo he was so confused so i literally had to explain to him what a quief was (reply) lmfaooo aww sexual bonding

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(Anonymous): oh honey after walking down Queen street yelling that you hated New Zealand boys with a bottle of wine in your hand you found a British guy, got down on your knee and proposed...needless to say congrats and I shotgun being maid of honour!

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(Anonymous): we've took your car the pub and left a fiver on you're step for a taxi

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(Anonymous): I woke up with "Preeth" tattoo'ed on my forearm. WTF?!

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(Anonymous): there is a shoe onn the tv. i think its mine. yep i am naked. love you u idiot.

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(Anonymous): Tip of the day don't try to swallow while running away from someone

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(Anonymous): ok so i dont know if it was the weed or not, but im pretty sure she had a heart shaved in her pubes

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(Anonymous): haha ur on thiss site too the party was lame sounds like you had fun

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