(904): my friend and i were really i dont know what but we ended up getting on big sweaters and running around walmart fighting evil villains....you wish you were us.

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(904): HOW N WHEN DID I GET THIS DRUNK?? THE "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN" CREW IS LOOKIN GOOD!!

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(904): with my grandmother and her lesbian connie, watchin a 50 yr old bum hit on a middleschool girl......i need another shot

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(904): Lmao, dude your mom just asked me if we were getting "the Hungries".

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(904): recieved: your nose probably wont stop bleeding because you hit yourself in the face w/ a bowling ball lastnight, it didnt phase you when it happened you just fell over & started laughin. sent: how did i get ahold of a damn bowling ball?

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(904): (SENT) The nome is lukin at me funy the 1 in the red hat (RECV)the traveling one i know its dumb like that ignore it and it will go away (SENT) its ok its gone now i squished it (RECV) ok.......i dunno how to respond to that (SENT) tequila (RECV) there we go

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(904): (REC): Dude remember when I said I was going to dye my hair blonde? (SENT): Dude...you're gonna look like Perez Hilton. (REC): ...so? Or I could bleach it and have white hair. (SENT): Dude. You would STILL look like Perez Hilton.

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(904): It gets harder and harder to take him seriously when he sounds like he has a dick in his mouth everytime he talks...

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(904): (sent) WOW i know the "freshman 15" is a given... but your ex gained 35+ AND a slut girlfriend in only a matter of weeks! (rec) His college "education" is only teaching me how much he isn't missed :)

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(904): Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.

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(904): I canceled a doctor's appointment to go buy more weed. I'm my own doctor now!

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(904): Dude her sex drive is like explosive diarrhea. Always there when your not ready

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(904): recv: i almost banged the hottest girl in school last night... sent: what happened? recv:she put icyhot instead of lube on me... sent: thats so going on mdt

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(904): For every minute past the time we were supposed to go to dinner, I'm going to have one vodka and pineapple down the hatch. Hopefully, for your sake, you get here soon.

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