(847): (sent)" im on my way home now do you want anything from mc donalds?" i get home to find him passed out on my bed drunk as hell so i wake him up and start talking. during the conversation i see him texting. my phone vibrates and i open it to see a text from him saying "yeah 2 mc doubles and a mc chicken"

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(847): im hooking up with two guys right now..ones a complete man whore..i think he gave me an STD, which means the other one has it

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(847): i had the best hook up in the back of my seat the other day..it was very romantic, the shit that happens in the movies...thounderstorm,backseat, music....it got steamy

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(847): my wolf pack is better than yours at beerpong

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(847): i just got a whole bunch of people to come play capture the flag at my house! i dont know how to get there...

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(847): dude i had sex with a fat chick last nite (847-1) dude a beaver is a beaver no matter how wide the tail is :)

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(847): some fat girl just face planted the drunk bus... everyone was quiet till i yelled... quick some one call crane.. then the bus driver kicked me out such bullshit

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(847): REC: did you go into my parent's room last night? SENT: uh, no? REC: they said you walked in, used their bathroom, looked around, then left SENT: was that before or after I fucked that guy in the garage?

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(847): so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".

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(847): The panties match. (1-847): I'll be right there.

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(847): (973) u 2 need a sober escort from now on when u go out.(847)umm that was supposed to be her. but these dudes dripped lie 500 dollars on us 2 night in 2 hours and an 80 dollar bottle of champagne for me. one of us had to put out...one of us doesnt care. one of is is still in tact. we dont need no water let the mother @#$%#$ burn!(973)wtf

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(847): Sent: Got stuck with an ugly bp partner i think im gonna throw the game (10 min later) Sent: yeah we just lost i didnt make a single cup

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(847): what kind of food do they have? and she wants to know if she has to look like she actually tried today. (847) Brats and dogs and no she can look like a piece. (847) okay good cause she is not functioning AT ALL.

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(847): The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job

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