(708): YAA...and i nearly drown in the hot tub. passed out in the grass and bathroom floor. then went to universal the next day. DONT. EVER. DO. THAT.

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(708): havent you read your fb notifications in the past 2 minutes...my most recent comment is not only hilarious, but made her pussy wet

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(708): (708): you know what would be awsome right now? Sex. sex would be awsome right now. (708): that would be great but aren't you playing monopoly at travis's house? (708): you're right, another time.

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(708): you wanted to pick him up so you could get some, he puked on u then punched him self repeatedly in the face after running down the street half naked....FAIL

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(708): R: He encouraged the kiss it was a little awkward but friends can kiss right? Lol R:I'm done drunk talking about kissing how are you? S:lmao sure, boo R:I'm fucking retarded right now

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(708): So I woke up this morning and was like 'wtf ouch I kinda feel sore' well what do ya know, my vagina is bruised..

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(708): okay im out like a bulemic girls lunch

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(708): Dude I was pumping this new hoe for the first time last night, afterwards she said..I didn't know you wore burger king boxers..I looked at her like wtf are you talking about..she said..you know, home of the whopper. Win!

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(708): i just found a half eaten cheeseburger in my nightstand. im one classy broad when i drink

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(708): He's dutch, i'm spainish. I'm just compleating the celebration and for him it's hate sex. Everyone wins!

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(708): I found out my boyfriend has a tattoo on his inner thigh that says "Swallow it" as I was giving him some oral delight. Total mood killer.

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(708): dont use nair on your pubes if youre in a rush tht shit leaves you itchy for a weeek

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(708): (708):I thought because mexico got knocked out of the cup I'd get my fuck buddy back but no, I asked her about tomorrow and I get "I'm part spanish! Spain v Portugal tomorrow!" fuck, will it never end?!

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(708): i refuse to believe drunk me would get with him. we're gonna say i was roofied hmk?

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