(512): Sent: What day will you be back so I can give you a big vegan hug? Received: Idk but I have 35$ so while I'm out you should help me get a reasonably sized Vegan bong cause they don't sell that shit down here

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(512): i just remembered that you used my second pregnancy test to test your vodka sprite. good news. your drink's not prego!

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(512): She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!

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(512): Me: so i had sex with that guy again last night and totally gave him a high five afterwarrds (832) ROTFLMAOL8OCEYTGFLMAO! I could see u doin that! Me: haha i totally did it was hilarious the man is fuckin hot and can fuck like a porn star

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(512): Dude! That shit was so hot last night, that I gave him a serious high five after sex...who does that!?!

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(512): Sorry I had to leave your party so soon, 5 foot bongs and 40's ruined me. I felt like I was trippin balls..happy birthday!

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(512): just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.

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(512): i dont care what you say it is unacceptable to have more than 9 boyfriends.. 4 is the limit

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(512): There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.

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(512): she was a crusty biker with pit hair. Has a problem with me because she's stinky and can't handle what im all about.

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(512): Ladybugs are so fucking sexy!

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(512): Dude you should've seen this bathroom stall, it was like I had to clean up Heroshima before I could drop my Nagasaki.

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(512): You didnt see it?!? Some truck drovw by the cafeteria with a guy in the back dancing...in a monkey suit!!! When they drove by again everyone started cheering and the monkey man flipped off the counselor

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(512): dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf

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