(325): We broke up but she still wants to fuck. Benifriends? I think so.

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(325): Sooooo mom is cleaning up my puke off the rug beside my bed. How was your Saturday night? Mine was obviously fab.

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(325): i have always said that if you are not sober when you have sex it doesnt count...which makes me a virgin

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(325): Aren't you supposed to suck when you give a bj?

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(325): you can throw her in the bed of my truck, but there is no way skanky mcskank is riding in cab.

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(325): jesus has walked in the building! (sent) jebus? you dunno what he looks like. (rcd) well it damn sure looks like jesus (sent) oh, has god "called" you yet? (rcd) yea but i missed his call. (sent) you're going to hell.

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(325): jesus has walked in the building! (sent) jebus? you dunno what he looks like. (rcd) well it damn sure looks like jesus (sent) oh, has god "called" you yet? (rcd) yea but i missed his call. (sent) you're going to hell.

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(325): so i said i like drivin and drinkin on backroads instead of parties sometimes.. until i dont know where i was after shots, how i put 150 miles on my truck just in last night, and still have throw up all over my car. all i remember is the wind being cold as my head hung out the window.

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(325): She said we were taking a break from messin around. 10 mins into the movie she was on top of me ripping off my shirt!

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(325): I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka

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(325): So I was informed that Saturday when we went to IHOP I was yelling about how I give good head. The cop came and told me to be quiet and as he walked away I called him a rent a cop and threatened to kick his ass.... as I look back I remember seeing his squad car in the parking lot... Victory for no jail time!!

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(325): So I was harrassed by anti abortionists earlier. Like its not bad enough I have to have someone dig around in my vag, I get harrassed for simply wanting to PREVENT an abortion....FML

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(325): jesus has entered the building! (Sent) you dunno what jesus looks like, has god called you yet? (Recieved) yea fool but i missed the call. (Sent) you're going to hell.

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(325): partied all night, girl asks me to stay with her till she falls asleep. she ends up riding my penis and her bf calls her, still sittin on my junk she answers "hey baby, im getting ready for work...yea ill call u later, love you"...proceed riding tha junk!

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