(313): we fucked 5 times last night, i came 15 times...you have no idea. we did it in the shower with one leg on his shoulder....ahh i knew fucking him would be a GREAT IDEA. his key chain is right..he is a sex god.

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(313): I went home with a really hot girl last night. I woke up with her cock in my face.

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(313): holy sshit

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(313): what do u call a black priest?

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(313): i was eating this girl out from under as she sat over me only to have her take a small wet a shit into my mouth

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(313): is it wrong if i had sex with a girl blind folded only to find out its my sister

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(313): I was walking down the street with a beer, got stopped by a cop and they asked me if i had ID, and I said 'no but i have my permit!' luckily, they let me go because i started puking.

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(313): Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...

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(313): Maybe when i get constipated i should just take a shot or two of gin...(reply): you may do so at your own risk. I'm not cleaning up diarrhea. I can only do so much.

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(313): then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito

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(313): the sex was so good, i had already cum twice that night off the head alone. when he was about to put it in he tied me up which was new for me but felt really good. b4 he came he ripped the condom off and said i would have his baby.

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(313): It seemed like you were humping the couch...idk we we're both so high.

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(313): i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology

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(313): So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.

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