MDTxts
Pics Last Night
F You, Auto Correct!
Fun Facts
Facebooking Fail
JMML
Hipsters
Fixed It
Fail Family
OMG
BFF
(270):
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
(303):
Dude i just woke up, cant find my pants, my fingers smell like vag and coconut, and i have a party hat on my johnson.... Win?
(631):
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
(802):
naked , 2 am, locked inside toys are us. a finger puppet on my dick. and a hot chick next to me.
(336):
Most interesting experience of my life....having a threesome with my gay best friend and a brazilian. youre missing out girl
Home
Vote Up New Texts
Best Nights
Worst Nights
Colleges
Randomize
Pics
Submit
(203):
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Great Night
(
70
)
Bad Night
(
7
)
Comment
(2)
More texts from
(203)
(203):
P.s. Think I found your nipple ring in my bed :)
Great Night
(
22
)
Bad Night
(
0
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(203)
(203):
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think. (518): I am in love with you.
Great Night
(
103
)
Bad Night
(
3
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(203)
(203):
Dude the guy next too me is fist pumping in a ejaculatory manner.
Great Night
(
4
)
Bad Night
(
3
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(203)
(203):
first night of college and i am already having a drunken heart to heart with my RA. its gonna be a good year.
Great Night
(
10
)
Bad Night
(
0
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(203)
(203):
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Great Night
(
91
)
Bad Night
(
11
)
Comment
(1)
More texts from
(203)
(203):
I want to DJ your vagina to play me sweet sweet music.
Great Night
(
9
)
Bad Night
(
2
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(203)
(203):
(203) soo when can we hook up? (203) not for a while i have mono.. (203) well good thing my dick cant catch mono
Great Night
(
8
)
Bad Night
(
6
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(203)
(203):
hey girll, im chasing shots of tequila with shots of tequila :) this is shot 17 hr 1.. i am so wasted<3<3<3
Great Night
(
11
)
Bad Night
(
3
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(203)
(203):
(sent)my poop smells like roses, so i didn't flush it . i choose to keep it as an air freshner! (rcvd) you were so wasted last night you cried because your gas smells bad so you ate all of your flowers and candles so your farts would smell girlier.(sent) hey on second thought can i get a ride to the hospital?
Great Night
(
17
)
Bad Night
(
13
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(203)
(203):
(sent) I FUCKING HATE WHEN I DROP MY COOKIE INTO MY MILK AND WHEN I GO TO RETRIVE IT IT FALLS TO PIECES! FUCK YOU CHIPS AHOY! (rcvd) shhhhh it will all be okay
Great Night
(
34
)
Bad Night
(
2
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(203)
(203):
ilsym when im high
Great Night
(
8
)
Bad Night
(
0
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(203)
(203):
(203)r: when did i become so trashy? (203)s: you've always been trashy (203)r: no like i just gave a guy dome in a porter potty at a greenday concert.. (203)s: i dont think ive ever been more proud in my life
Great Night
(
19
)
Bad Night
(
6
)
Comment
(1)
More texts from
(203)
(203):
you gotta get here bro my mom just walkd into the party celeb shot the last cup for me, made it and now we are about to smoke a blunt.HURRY THE FUCK UP
Great Night
(
20
)
Bad Night
(
0
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(203)
1
2
3
4
5
6
...
31
Next Page
Remember The Pics From Last Night?
Pic from (843)
Pic from (702)
Pic from (207)
Pic from (509)
Pic from (859)
Pic from (421)
Pic from (254)
Pic from (918)
Pic from (877)
Pic from (972)
Pic from (609)
Pic from (386)
Pic from (713)
Pic from (614)
Pic from (615)
Pic from (317)
Best Friends :)
Funny Videos
Make a Dare
Your Mind Blown - FACTS
Awesomeness!