(Anonymous): (s) what's the "right answer" to honey, have you been drinking??a) yep, i'm wastedb) no! i wouldn't do that to you!!c) BWAHAHAHA of COURSE not, I'm just very very very happy :D (r) it depends, is she going to be there when you get home?(s) very good point

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(Anonymous): peace, love, gah hat

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(Anonymous): bella horan is so good in bed, despite the fact that shes a cat i dont really care. she pleasures me!

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(Anonymous): last night after we got home you were really upset that summer was so far away, so you grabbed 2 blow dryers and an extension cord and pursued outside to try and melt the snow.. you were out there for 2 hours screaming "FUCK YOU MOTHER NATURE"

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(Anonymous): she stole my COD, im not sure if i love her, or hate her guts.

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(Anonymous): JESUS I JUST THOUGHT I SAW CATS CRAWLING AROUND EVERYWHERE

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(Anonymous): sent-pretty pissed. recv-y? sent-hes fukin that fat bitch now recv-dont worry abt it....:) sent-? recv-she has herpes but is keepin it on the dl :D

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(Anonymous): ouch i fell down the stair and spilt my screwdriver on me :( but i went back to the dorm did a quick wash of my hair and changed really fast and that actually made my hair softer then i think it has ever been.. like no lie.. it was orgasmiclly soft..

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(Anonymous): Did you take a shit in my backyard?..

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(Anonymous): S: how big was jesus's cock? R: how the fuck should i know? why does it matter? S: i want to be able to say "i'm bigger than jesus"

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(Anonymous): i'm really upseet and m thinks i'm a retard for asking :( but she got lost in the petite section of top shop and all the rails are shorter thereso she has more of a problem then i do. i love rum.

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(Anonymous): you know who is a whore... rachel geogre

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(Anonymous): OMG... i just married rachel hutto...

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(Anonymous): Taylor witthoeft! is gay! i caught himand my gay brother last night after i went to bed!

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