(818): you called me jamal tyrone shaqueesha all night. just because i was drinking my grape kool aid.

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(818): my throat hurts, and not from sucking dick, cause it hurt before i did that lol

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(818): if you move a bit north of my asshole you'll find my pussy, i'm still on my period, so if you're in the mood for seafood gimme a hollaaa

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(818): i just need to really want to get home to my cats they're probably so hungry but he won't drive me home til i suck his dick :(

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(818): I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating with my stuffed teddy bear.

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(818): She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.

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(818): Sorry it took so long to text u back man....I just stared at the wall for like 20 mins, I'm way to high

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(818): Sometimes you gotta save a bitch and scream, " I fucked your mom while wearing your uniform, you pig!!" that got there attention....

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(818): While you were throwing up you asked me to sing Row Row Row Your Boat. after one line you got all rattled and made me sing Oh When The Saints Go Marching In instead.

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(818): my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.

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(818): Text message goes here...Check out my new blog www.muzikrecipe.com everything you need to know about music.. leave comments

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(818): we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes

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(818): All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on

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(818): I got whiskey dick last night....And I still got her off 4 times. 281 your a champ 818 shes on her way now time to do work son

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