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i did a walk of shame out of a tour bus, TWICE.
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All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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my bf keeps asking me2 have a three some with him! (rec) ok? (sent) think i should?:) (rec) hell yeah nice tits and a thick cock thats a double win babe! (sent) ok come over!
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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(Rcvd) I tricked him into letting me tie him up by telling him we were going to have sex,but instead of sex I took off my shoes and forced him to smell my feet while I jacked him off. Funny part,he came so I guess he liked it. (Snt) LMFAO!!
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(732):
We fucked while watching jersey shore, and he dicided to cum all over snookies face.
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if i die, i want you to have my porn stash and weed stash, because i think i took a unhealthy amount of exctacy
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do u remember what a texas chili bowl is from that 1 ep of south park? rec- yeah? sent- touch my gf, my sister, or my dorritos at lunch agian agian and ill give you a texas chili bowl. remember phone, hot sauce, and your anus!
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just gave a girl a strawberry shortcake! rec- nice just about to finish a handle of vodka, wanna help? sent- hell yeah, should i bring the spongebob vidz and hookers? rec- please do
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sent- i dont think your dad liked me rec- he walked in on us while having sex, in his bed, then called him a shifty jew
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dude we are never going to find it . he's old and I'm high
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Dude , we are never going to find verison . he's old
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I drove her home, and we were sitting in her driveway talkin, and then she gave me a goodnight kiss. An open mouth kiss. That lasted 20 minutes. And it was on my dick. (609): And that's why I love you. (732): Cuz she gave me head or cuz she's my teachers girlfriend?
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So I really want to break into my mother's attic and steal my copy of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie so I could watch it right now.
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She nibbled my nipple. why am i gay whenever tequila is involved?
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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my house. i'm crunk as fuck learning the imperfect progressive tense for my span-fuck homework. waking up at 9 is gonna rule.
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wanna do me the biggedt fav in toe world and bring me a gflass of water to my window.bc i cant go out by i have neen drinkking
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