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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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found hat. lost dignity. slept in car. epic.
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Where are you (315-1) out side fighting the horned duck billed platypi with my glow stick nun-chucks
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(rec) Will you marry me? (sent) After college and beer pong (rec) Ok fine ttyl
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I've seriously had to glance back up at like 100 MDT's to verify that they weren't from my area code. Lol.
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(Sent 313): Seriously, where in the hell is Osama.?!? (rc'vd 850) Lmao.! Where did that come from? (sent 313) Didn't go to school today and my cousin picked me up like 45 mins ago. Driving around with him, his gf and a few of their friends. Stole and drank his gf's wine cooler, and we're driving looking for shit to do.! (rc'vd 850) LOL (sent 313) But back to Osama. He's prob the best hide and seek player EVAH.! I'm kinda jealous. I'll only be known as the normal, bi girl with a great rack. :( (rc'vd 850).....seriously?
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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spray paint everynight,
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So I realized that my cat barks chirps and talks to me...best pussy ever!
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So I realized that my cat barks chirps and talks to me...best pussy ever!
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You saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. Thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase you for six blocks.
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Totally hypothetically-If an adult female were to masturbate to a Justin Beiber video on YouTube, would that be considered child porn?
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towel girl, a girl in towel walked passed, i want waffles, and butter fight is bad, key want sleep
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Bluuue,u have keys, what happens with demons,wanna get waffles 2morrow, u have my chicken 2! bastard!
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This town is a sausage fest!!!! (to our holiday rep in the early hours after a night out)
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This town is a sausage fest!!!! (to our holiday rep in the early hours after a night out)
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i haf 2 fart but i dont want 2 ruin the party
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so we made a drinking game out of antique roadshow.. dbl shots of Jack and old stuff - great combo.
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