(304): You were so drunk you stuck a bicycle pump in your pee hole and tried to make your dick bigger..

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(304): (Rcvd):Can look me up on fb btw if you want when were sober I'd Love to take you on a date text me tomorrow when your sober beautiful (Sent):..........(Rcvd):wrong person was supose to he sent. to a girl i ain't no queer.

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(304): Toasting marshmallows on the stove, too busy to talk.

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(304): (sent)So I tried that new lime crush soda today and my first thought was this would taste soooo much better with some vodka in it. Time for rehab?(received)No. Time to party.

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(304): Sent*"Hey baby don't forget the KY and ice cream. Also,pick me up 12 incher. cant wait for you to get home hubby. ;)" Rcv*"Mom?!?!?!" sent*"Wheres ur father? he needs to take out the trash"

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(304): Me: "Your looking at black football players and I'm looking at this redneck that just friend requested me haha" Brittney: "Well look at him he's a little dark but he's sexy I'm tryin to see his face" Bethany: "...and I'm looking at girls..."

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(304): recieved: I'm pretty much the best cock blocker ever!... too bad she wasn't inside sent: it's okay... it didn't matter whether she was in the house or not, they still put on a show for the entire trailer hood

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(304): Sara help me pleeease, bethany is having seizures...naked

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(304): (304) Are we tailgating? (757) I'm not sure, Kelsey already went to tailgate with Christine. I'm just being lazy and googling sugar gliders.

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(304): (304) this is serious, i could die and all you"re worried about is that you haven't seen my boobs yet? (304) YOU SAID YET! that means i'm going to get to see them!!

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(304): Thank you for helping me upstairs last night.It was like I had no center of gravity.My legs were like yea lets go to bed but my upper half was all nah fuck that let's chill here.

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(304): (sent)If you don't get me completely fucking wasted this weekend we are no longer friends.(Received)Dude all you had to do was ask.

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(304): I've been eating speed for the last three days and everytime I close my eyes I see centipedes.

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(304): Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card

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