(Anonymous): Last night I received: "Most boring sex ever... And I'm text'n you right in the middle of it. How many points do i get?!" I replied: "69" MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night at 5:30 am I sent "I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night." MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night I got a text from one of my mom's friends, "what r u up 2?". I sent back "nothing, kinda lonely". She was at my door a few minutes later. MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night sent my roomate, "Did you order an escort? Cause there is one here..." Apparently he did not. Just a random hooker in my apartment... MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night I received, "Hey Kelly, wanna get together? ; )" My name is Kim and the text was from my boyfriend... :/ MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night I received "damn yo so controlling. Btw i totally need to see boob before I'm your boyfriend. its only right." MDT

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(Anonymous): last night i sent a text, "dude hes a ginger, and black, and jewish, and if that wasnt bad enough hes gay too. look at him hes the worst person in the world." MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night I sent "He's hitting on a ginger who is left handed! Talk about a walking recessive trait." MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night I received this texts from my bro, "Never fear I pulled out... she had lies about taking birth control written all over her face." MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night I sent "Spontaneous pelvic thrust in the cereal aisle of Rock'n'Roll Ralph's. Boom." MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night i received this text at 4am "explain to me why we dnt hook up anymore?? i thnk we should hook up rite naooo!!!" i replied "3 words: TWO PUMP CHUMP!!" MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night I sent "The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance." MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night I received "no its flat and wide but now that i'm kinda seeing someone i can't have pictures of poops on my phone sorry man." MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night I sent "I tried to f*ck her but she puked on my dick..." MDT

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