(Anonymous): Last night i received "dude this girl threw up in your bathroom while giving me head. i think she was the one that ate the pizza you were looking for" MDT

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(Anonymous): This morning my friend texted me "i use to have standards, but i ripped them out, did a tap dance on them, and threw thew out the window!" MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night I sent "hahaha I brought home another mexican." Recieved "Oh no not again!" Sent "Don't worry I don't think I'm gonna fuck this one." MDT

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(Anonymous): last night i sent "hey girl how's your night?" i received "hey! ummm okay I just fucked a virgin and don't know if i should be stoked or bummed...i feel kinda like beyonce at the oscars she didnt win an award but she was a part of history." MDT

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(Anonymous): Sent "Fuck, I know I was wearing underwear last night. That's about as much as I can remember." MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night I sent "fucking asians EVERYWHERE!" MDT

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(Anonymous): Rcv'd at 5:30 am "The good thing about walking home in a dress on Sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God" MDT

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(Anonymous): I received this texts last night "I want to get a zebra's ass tattooed on my ass, so when i poop it will look like a zebra is pooping!" MDT

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(Anonymous): I sent "We need to invent a shower with a toilet built in so you don't have to hold it the entire time you're showering" I received "They have already.. its called 'fuck it.. shit in the shower and blame it on the dog'" MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night i received "Brittany, you are 19 years old. you need to stop drunk texting me every other night. I'm a cop. and I'm sure my lutenit doesn't wanna see texts that say KFJSHAFUfjdhfksSEXSEXdifhui*(syfHDSFUFSEXSEX in my phone if he ever gets a hold of it"... I don't even remember texting him. MDT

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(Anonymous): Last night I sent "Why did you just call me, its 5:36 in the morning" Received back "I'm drunk. I just a got a DUI. and im in jail. and im hungry. can u bring me Mc'donalds?" MDT

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(Anonymous): Received last night: "Dude a Mexican clown just coughed on me... What has killed more Americans? Swine Flu or Clowns?" MDT

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(Anonymous): Received this text last night, "I finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night... they got it right" MDT

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(Anonymous): Received last night : Panda just hopped the train to drunk-town. Reply: Hell ya! We gettin it now! Received : choo choo MDT

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