(516): I wanna fuck you in every hole.

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(516): I just lost to somebody in beer pong who has Autism.

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(516): Im gonna murder you by spanking u wit a guitar hero guitar hehehe

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(516): to mario: DO YOU KNOW WHERE LUIGI IS?!?!

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(516): (sent)k well the first part is i drove to wendys with my dad. (sent)the second part.. is i wonder if theres a lil man with popcorn who changes the streetlights

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(516): dude!, i cant find my penis! plz come help me. ( his boxers were turned around)

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(516): There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong

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(516): the devil exists, and hes dressed like a girl...

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(516): Dude I have no idea where I am, but my pants are burning on a cross and there's a radio blasting some Iron Maiden. I don't know if I should be scared or really happy right now.

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(516): Ride your zebra over here cuz we're sitting in a circle burning incense in the mall parking lot :D Chinese food will be involved.

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(516): Okay so my bf just came home and handed me a box of scented tampons. I'm going to assume this as a nice way to say it smells like fish and sour cream down there.

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(516): is it wrong to get wet staring at your own reflection in the mirror while working out because you look really fuckable?

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(516): So we just started a dance party in the taco bell drive thru... 3 cars were involved... It was awesome.

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(516): He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.

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