(516): I sware i feel like the guy from 2 men 1 horse... Fuck his big dick, i need my intestines!!

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(516): im driving with a bowl and a bag of weed in my lap wrapped in a towel. PRAY TO THE HEAVENS I DONT GET PULLED OVER. i don't wanna have to stick it in my tush

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(516): dude i just played beer pong and my partners a cop haha he told me if anyone asks im drinking odoules

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(516): when your from plainview, its a compliment to be reffered to as a whore

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(516): Just walked into a hotel to find a bumch of 13 year olds playing beerpong in the hallway. I fucking love america.

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(516): a girl named ursla just pantsed. (recv'd) thats fartherest you've been in a while.. CONGRATS!

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(516): I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.

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(516): im not drunk im hiiigh as a pigeon..... or maybe in the sky sleeping witht he fishes.. thats not right at all im trying

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(516 ): / homosexual

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(516): my brother isnt drunk but he poseted the icepop joke anyway

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(516): i feel some sexual tension between us....lets just get it over with

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(516): received: "when i hear her name all i can think about it milk"

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(516): Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.

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(516): (sent)im pissed too i hate it why are you pissed im pissed because my pet goldfish named bob died.(recv'd) your fucking dead you stupid cunt.

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