(516): All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.

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(516): Im drunk waiting 2 pee a 3 minute stream this drunk grl w the door shut hatin! Haha btw fone dyin

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(516): Bitch, we niggas dont cuddle! if you're cold, get yourself some fucking chicken noodle soup.

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(516): im sure as fuck that i just saw a spider with scuba gear in my toilet.

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(516): i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes

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(516): dude i feel like 8 cans of shark shit right about now

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(516): Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.

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(516): The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.

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(516): she told me she was on birth control. I looked in the cabinet today and found the boxes for the past 3 months full

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(516): fuck!! my mom just ate all the weed brownies!! WTF DO I DO?!!

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(516): dammiut i likkkkke hwer osi muich ;'[

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(516): (sent) I cant believe Patrick Swazye is dead! (rec'd) Are u ok? (sent) I'm crying by candle light listening to "she's like the wind" and hoping the penny by the door will float to me soon. What do you think?

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(516): 8==> ()... figure it out.. then come over.

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(516): I put my mouth on her cooch and it tasted like redbull and vodka

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