(905): I got high as fuck and watch Family Guy. Shit is the best, Peter is a fat fuck and so funny.

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(905): Did you see that girl on Twitter? 416: @BellezaBitxh? 905: Yeah bro, id slam her. 416: Too bad shes twitfamous and your still only getting attention from your two hands.

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(905): My mom walked in on me getting a blow job from a girl while stoned, no big deal right?

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(905): I wanna get a tattoo saying "your name" therefore I can tell girls "I bet you a blow job I have 'your name' on my penis" :)

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(905): Marissa: I thought he was cute, than I seen him up close and was like "jesus take the wheel" he looked worse than a hoe on Jerry.

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(905): excuse me, you have a fuckbuddy with no gag reflex, who swallows. how is that in any way bad for you?!

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(905): (sent) i have a tragedy on my hands. (recieved) and what tragedy is that?? (sent) there is half a waterbottle of rum under my bed longing to go in my stomache to in turn make me FUCKED TO SHIT. (recieved) ahahah this is why i love you

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(905): I just burp and it smelled like a burrito... but I haven't eaten even a burrito in like a month

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(905): babe, im out of milk max, come over and suck my tits with the baby

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(905): soooo, I'm sitting here. In his sweater. His pj pants. His shirt. And my snuggie. win or fail?

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(905): man i feel like i went tobboganing, skiing and tokyo drift on the way home, i gotta stop drinking and drinving

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(905): Fuck Full Disclosure (905-1) LMFAO.......but seriously your probably going to prison

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(905): This girls so drunk she just forgot how to use a fork.

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(905): "THAT'S IT... I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR FATHER" that was sent to me by my best friend

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