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(904): Dammm a cheap lay and some frozen yogurt is the focus of my evening so if ur not frozen yogurt or cheap sex i have nothing more to say

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(904): way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy... (1-904): I saved lives by not driving this morning

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(904): (sent) He kept staring at my mouth i thought he was just REALLY listening to me, then i relized i had a piece of weed stuck on my teeth, a resin on my lip as he walked away. Im rolling the blunt next time.

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(904): He said " I like your nails they match the bong"

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(904): Whenever he calls me we always have to have phone sex. And whenever we see eachother we always have to have sex. I would say we have a strong relationship.

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(904): I sat on the wrong end of a bench and it fell on top of me...i rolled for a minute then stood up i threw my arm in the air "im straight guys" I threw up on a strangers car, stumbled into a tree ...then the party actually started

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(904): her back was hairier than normal.. but in a weird way, it kind of turned me on.

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(904): -.- (904:) what? (904:) nothing, you're asian, i thought you would take it as a normal face.

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(904): i am only taking a shot because we dont have a fireplace

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(904): So I was banging her last night and she told me to jam her with my bung hammer! (804) And... (904) Dude, she called my cock a BUNG HAMMER! I'm totally using that again - don't steal it. BUNG HAMMER!

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(904): my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.

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(904): He pulled out, and the only thing i could say was "that was sex, UGH that was sex" I'm craving the air headed, well endowed Mr, Is 9:50 to early for a booty call?

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(904): He got it in, and it took me all of one stroke to convince myself this was fun and i wasn't doing anything wrong lol. Ugh hes dumb but i was back the next day. ahah

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(904): i need a camera that puts timestamps on every picture. it would be so much easier to decypher what happened last night!

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(602): Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.

(360): I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days

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(904): Dammm a cheap lay and some frozen yogurt is the focus of my evening so if ur not frozen yogurt or cheap sex i have nothing more to say

(904): way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy... (1-904): I saved lives by not driving this morning

(904): (sent) He kept staring at my mouth i thought he was just REALLY listening to me, then i relized i had a piece of weed stuck on my teeth, a resin on my lip as he walked away. Im rolling the blunt next time.

(904): He said " I like your nails they match the bong"

(904): Whenever he calls me we always have to have phone sex. And whenever we see eachother we always have to have sex. I would say we have a strong relationship.

(904): I sat on the wrong end of a bench and it fell on top of me...i rolled for a minute then stood up i threw my arm in the air "im straight guys" I threw up on a strangers car, stumbled into a tree ...then the party actually started

(904): her back was hairier than normal.. but in a weird way, it kind of turned me on.

(904): -.- (904:) what? (904:) nothing, you're asian, i thought you would take it as a normal face.

(904): i am only taking a shot because we dont have a fireplace

(904): So I was banging her last night and she told me to jam her with my bung hammer! (804) And... (904) Dude, she called my cock a BUNG HAMMER! I'm totally using that again - don't steal it. BUNG HAMMER!

(904): my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.

(904): He pulled out, and the only thing i could say was "that was sex, UGH that was sex" I'm craving the air headed, well endowed Mr, Is 9:50 to early for a booty call?

(904): He got it in, and it took me all of one stroke to convince myself this was fun and i wasn't doing anything wrong lol. Ugh hes dumb but i was back the next day. ahah

(904): i need a camera that puts timestamps on every picture. it would be so much easier to decypher what happened last night!

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