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Is it bad that I just fingered myself while watching the tigger movie?
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I've decided that there's a state in drunkenness where your asshole goes numb and you don't know where you're being fucked. Good night?
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She was giving me road head when a cop pulled up next to us at a stop light. He looked over and gave me a thumbs up and kept driving when the light turned green.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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you were so high you chased an asian lady in wal-mart on the motorized buggy
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this horse is a diabetic!!
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hes' climbin in yo windows, he's snatchin up yo people, tryna rape 'em, so ya need to hide yo kids, hide yo wives, & hide you husband, cause they rapin everybody up in here
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Omg don't read the last text llmao. That's some other guy...
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He's hot tell him to fuck me lol
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butt sex followed by super rough sex = bleeding from everywhere below the waist :/
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DUDE!!!!!! My fingers hurt like hell!! (1-760): That's because you decided to become the drunk superhero and put your fingers in the stapler.. Repeatedly (760): You're lying (1-760): You're the one with the injuries
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why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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does virgin wool really come from virgin sheep? and how do they know if it's really a virgin, what if the farmer snuck in there. i heard johns uncle fucked a sheep...
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Sent: Were getting married!!!!! Received: you should let me cater....... :) Sent: No i want a classy wedding Chipotle's catering Received: that IS classy
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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He was unbuttoning my pants to go down on me, he looked at me and said in his best robot voice, "caution, contents may be stinky."
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I fucked your best friend last night. *friends
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Mother Nature can be such a cock blocker
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We fucked three days ago, I'm still sore.. I wish I could say this was a win but damn I'm leaning twords fail :-/ (1-760) told you he was a beast!
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