(313): My boyfriend and I were getting busy when all of the sudden he paused and looked me dead in the eye. He said "stop," then farted, followed by, "hammer time." And resumed the pounding.

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(313): Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard.

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(313): while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me.

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(313): Me (my 23rd bday): oh my gosh I have hands, wow there r couches in this room. Sent: where did my fingers go, Recieved: ur texting with them lol they r right there. Sent: ohhhhhhhhhh.

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(313): Bf ya I had a good night but I think I fucked up (gf) wat do u mean? (bf) I think I may have fucked your sister last night (gf) u didn't just fuck her I was there to

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(313): Bf ya I had a good night but I think I fucked up (gf) wat do u mean? (bf) I think I may have fucked your sister last night (gf) it's okay I fuck her allthe time

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(313): Fuckn excited as seahorse sea hell

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(313): Parents will be home in 2 hours, cleaing up piss and beer with a roll of bounty and a shamwow. Those fuckin commercials better be accurate c (734): Yeahhh I know for a fact some of that beer spilled on your tile was mine. As far as the piss? I coulda swore I got it all in the sink.

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(313): did i just have sex with you and your friend. OmG. Eiffel tower!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(313): Bro I juss cheated on my gf (313) which one?!!?? (313) I guess both of them :)

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(313): Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.

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(313): when i got up this morning i slap my girl with a bag of spurm

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(313): I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.

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(313): i didnt have enough money for a condom so i used a snickers wrapper. it still worked!

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