(203): So I told him his Dick was mine and he told me he didn't see my name on it so I took a sharpie and wrote belongs to -- * ...too bad 10 seconds later we were fucking and it left a sharpie mark

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(203): (sent) I'm ending 2010 sober. (received) ya? (sent) but I'm starting 2011 drunk as fuck

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(203): i'm allergic to him..... (sent) how is that even possible?? because after i swallowed i had a stomach ache and had the runs.... (sent)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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(203): Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.

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(203): apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis

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(203): So my mom found your underwear in my room.... She thought it was for a Christmas present to her... (1-203): Oh shit what did she do (203): I don't know but she took it now her and my dad are locked in their room... (1-203): Nextt time I just won't wear underwear(: (203): Why I love you....

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(203): I don't smoke weed. Lol jk

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(203): the chef just sprinkled saki on me for texting... so peace out

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(203): haha i want to puke right now...but the toilet doesn't work so I can't haha (703) - lmfao that's fb worthy

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(203): woke up naked in her apartment at 8 am, find my clothes on the floor next to a huge piss stain on her couch, leave a note with $5.27 that states "had a great time last night, sorry about the couch!" , now as im typing this story i cannot recall her name...

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(203): she said she was on her period, and you said "When the river runs red, take the dirt trail instead......"

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(203): I dunno I was drunk got lost like usual... the hamster keeps textin someon I tell him to stop but he doesnt listen

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(203): (203) Faaaaa Saaaaa i'm soooooooopppp drunken! Why am i in mt vernon!!!! Shitty I'm on a moutain!!! Skosmwnakkak gotts get home before dad!!!!!!!!

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(203): The old lady mary my neighbor at the house in new uaven with the pool and trompoline I used to make pics for and eat at her house one deay equal one leson of lifeeee

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