(516): (sent) did we like rob a bank last night? (rev) what? (sent) idk i just checked my bank account and i have $300 more then when we went out last night?

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(516): You know incoherently drunk when your at taco bell at 3am and the guy on the receiver is asking " sir are you attempting to order the chicken burito?"... i was

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(516): Flu fucking sucks, i just choked on a sneeze, didn't even know that was possible

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(516): Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.

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(516): When T.I. came on, you took off ur pants and screamed MEDIUM THINGS POPPIN!... on behalf of men wit regular sized penises, I salute you

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(516): I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory

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(516): "Never mind we don't need you to get Plan B for us""why?""his brother got it for us...""well, atleast his brother is hot"

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(516): So apparently, having an "accident" on his front seat while we make out is not okay...?

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(516): : did you sober up and escape the ogre? hahahahah : Dude yuo have to slaye som dragons if you wannaprincesss

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(516): i woke up with a shot glass in between my boobs.

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(516): just woke up. all my cloths and money have been individually vacuum sealed. wtff

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(516): you know it must have been a good night when all you remember is coming home wasted and still being able to own noobs on Halo

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(516): you know it must have been a good night when you wake up and there's a huge family size bag of munchie mix that wasn't there the night before

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(516): Be a nun cause ur never having sex anyways (1-516): Why would you say that?.. ? Someones grumpy.. (30min later) Why are you being such an asshole?

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