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I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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You fuck!!! Why the hell did you put a fake pussy on my door handle!!!!!
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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you were so high you chased an asian lady in wal-mart on the motorized buggy
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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(610):
do yu still hae a hikney
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(rec) help! robert patrick is trying to kill me! (sent) who? (rec) the bad guy in terminator 2 (sent) oh...well im sorry to hear that (rec) hes stabbing me with his liquid hands! (sent) what the hell are you on? (rec) tell your gf i luv herrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
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is it okay that we was going down on me and i queefed
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dude i woke up with a half eaten hotdog in my hand mustard all over my face and i was laying on the bathroom floor. i cant remember what happened. wtf did we do last night and how much did i drink
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Dude...I just usedda sock for a condom?
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I blacked out last night and stole decorations from shore houses...and tried to steal a pet alligator. so holla.
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(sent) dude my abs are killing me. (rec'd) yeah prob from doing those pull ups at the army stand at lil wayne. (sent) hahahah what forreal? (rec'd) yeah u just walked up with a cig in your mouth and jumped and banged out 25 hahah then u wrote some random shit on a paper hahahahaha (sent) HAHA holy shit thats great wish i remembered
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so her v just f'd on my d.. high five
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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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she said it smelled so she got up and didnt even finish she left in mid job
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wow last night, hot girl, good sex, fucking huge dad, fucking really hard punch... ouch
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Just once id like a girl to say to me in the Dracula voice, i want... to suck... your dick...
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yea...i just cant get passed the short thing otherwise hes a great guy (803): at least you can lean on him when you get tired
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