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Recv'd last night: "All I know is that if midgets start TIME TRAVELING were all in a lot of trouble..." - MDT
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so, bying cheap condoms that's outdated wasn't a smart move
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I'm outside the alleyway and I'm not wearing any shoes. Shit, theres a fucking turtle in the alleyway
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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Revied: Who the fuck shaved my cat?
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so aside from the dog poop, what do you think of me?
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(Sent) BRB takin a piss off my balcony because Im harcore
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(r'cd)Maybe they dont ealize how xlose to the big boys tgey are... dont know who i am! (sent) what are you talking about? (r'cvd) IM HUGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I asked her if I could shove her face down when I came, she said OK so I did, and it shot out of her nose.
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Rec'd- how do i tell my boyfreind i want to have Et's kid ? Sent - the same way you told him you fucked a smurf ...
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(sent) Her nipples are like satin(recv'd) wouldnt satin be a bad thing.(sent)no, satin is very fine, and soft, and it pleases me when i feel it against my skin
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Text: Haha uhh i had like a fuckin orgasim to pete wentz :P
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babe, in ambulance already, said they could sow my penis back on. dont worry!
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Fuck me. Im so done
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received: you can be hitler with the sims. start your very own concentration camp!sent: ah hell yeah, that sounds perfect. except I wouldn't fill it with jews, I'd fill it with cats and instead of gas chambers I would just play with them.
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(sent) weed, beer, chicken, ps2 and pussy all in the same night (reply) You had chicken without me bro (sent) not the point but yea i did
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Why did you text me last night that "The possum kween was cumin 2 get reveng on me but she cant cuz I got ma dick in yo girls ass. Tuff tittes muthrfuka." First, we're both girls. Second, I'm straight. Third, what the fuck were you on?
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i want a giraffe cause its even taller then a lader
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I like apples and booonanaasss! CHARLIE THE BOOONANA KING IS COMING YAY!!
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