(403): (sent) Dude she was blowing me while i was watching porn. (rec) Im in love < 3 (sent) But she cant fuck. ( rec) You fuckhead.

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(403): (recieved) I am comming on your couch = ) (sent) FUCK BRENDON, CLEAN IT UP, MY PARENTS ARE DOWN STAIRS.(Recived) ... Yes your mom is beside me = D (sent) Are you high? (recived) VERY. Your mom looks like pamela anderson in a used condom = o

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(403): (recieved) We'll fuck all day, fuck all night, you can suck me till my dick turns white. (sent) Thats not even sexy. Its like lyrics from a song. (recieved) I am telliing you in a romantic song. (sent) Where will we meet?

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(403): Im going to use a replacement name! Hello? AShley are you there? Hello? *I think they are fucking!* (guys voice in the background, yes we are!) haha they are fucking! She must have called me by accident!OH SNAP!

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(403): making songs is a fun thing to do when your drunk. This one has a story about a guy who ate out a girl on her period!Check this bitch cause i'm on her, I fuck her harder and harder, JO JO JO JOKER FACE, JO JO JOKER FACE! haha. we didn't finish it yet..

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(403): I poured that killer hot sauce on his burger. He cryd. later he ate me out. The hot sauce burned. He loled. So I gave him bj and bit his dick. I always win!

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(403): (recv'd) dude what are you drinking? (sent) yes (recv'd) what? (sent) yes, dont tell anyone (recv'd) don't tell them what? (sent) what im drinking (recv'd) what are you drinking?!?!?!?!

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(403): (Sent) So i decided somthing tonight. (Rec'd) Whats that? (sent) When a chick doesnt want sex, she just has to say pms lol, but when men dont, do they have an excuse? (Rec'd) No, we dont lol (Sent) Wrong! We created Religion as an excuse to not have sex, look at the mormans and jehovahs ahaha.

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(403): (Sent) So i decided somthing tonight. (Rec'd) Whats that? (sent) When a chick doesnt want sex, she just has to say pms lol, but when men dont, do they have an excuse? (Rec'd) No, we dont lol (Sent) Wrong! We created Religion as an excuse to not have sex, look at the mormans and jehovahs ahaha.

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(403): I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.

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(403): Be a dear and lemme give you a facial.

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(403): Can't believe how many fucked up idiots there are in this world!! Funny how 99% of them are in the US. Wow, you should be proud, NOT!!

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(403): (recv'd) I cn see the house. I hadto walk?hme. GET NAKED AAND PREPARE TO GET YUR FUCK ON.

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(403): He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.

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