(Anonymous): so since when exactly did the keener become a screamer... you mean schemer?..... no i meant screamer

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(Anonymous): received: i even gave him the offer to do it in the ass and he still said NO! hes gotta be gay. sent: or hes thinking of how easy youre putting out... incurable diseases perhaps? received: isnt that every guys dream/fantasy tho? sent: to catch incurable diseases?! received: no to do it in the ass fuck face! sent: ya it is. youre just that nasty...

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(Anonymous): dude would i be considered gay if i think some guys are goodlooking?(r) umm how much did u smoke?

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(Anonymous): me and my two friends, one being a great guy friend of mine, were all hanging out and drinking. as we were falling asleep, he reaches over grabs my boob, then jumps up and yells "high five anyone?!"

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(Anonymous): started a bonfire in a barb q pit, it was so hot we melted glass liquor bottles and beer cans in under two minuets. And jo's dumb ass thought he could break a board in half with his gun. long story short-a cop came after a few shots and joined in on the fun.(rec) damn, gotta love freeport

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(Anonymous): So, I officially got kicked out of seven eleven last night. I didn't know until tonight when I tried to buy some chicken wings tonight and they wouldn't let me..

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(Anonymous): Message i received from ex gf: so your fucking lindsey now? Reply:Yeah Received: your nasty i hope you get aids Reply: Your just jealous because shes 100 lbs and your 2 times that now Received: fuck you Reply: o yeah by the way your best friend sucked my dick and i ran a train on another one of your friends while we were dating

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(Anonymous): ya dude im hearing stuff....i thought my mom yelled from what even my mom didnt even say anything!

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(Anonymous): sitting alone drinking cheap portuguese rose and watching jeremy kyle. alcoholic? all time low?

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(Anonymous): I counted to five and it was over.. as i stared at the ceiling i wondered " Is this a joke".... i asked him what we were going to do about this " he said "idk what it is about you"

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(Anonymous): I just had sex (sent) me too (recieved) omg with who? :O (sent) meow.

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(Anonymous): Sent: Dude, I was so drunk last night I fucked him. While people watched. Recieved: Ya, I know. I was one of those people watching... you looked good at it. Sent: I think drunk me is better then sober me):

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(Anonymous): dude what happened last night. (Rec) well you made out with everyone and i do mean everyone. fell about a million times. did like 20 more shots. smoked a bowl of weed with the manager. flashed the bouncer. then we went to Mickey D's and you ate 100 mc Nuggets and passed out. (Sent) FML (Rec)

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(Anonymous): remember when we taught mom how to wipe the dirt off her shoulder? i think we should take partial credit for how cool she is.

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