(985): Kinda fast w ur new bf huh? Going out w ur parents? Shouldn't u introduce them to a couple dousch bags be4 u bring a good guy around? I'm really good w parents

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(985): We're nocturnal mothafuckkkaaaaaaaa!

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(985): Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!

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(985): She asked if she could give me a blow job while I was playing COD- I fell in love. Then she swallowed and asked if I wanted a sandwich. The wedding is next week.

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(985): well sister he is at end end of the bed telling me '' you win '' . Oh hell yes i am good .

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(985): If you tell her I will skin you, with my dick and it's blunt. Jesus did the bartender just hand me another scotch??

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(985): A transvestite tried to attack me Renee took the punch and my mom and dad made me come here because they were afraid of her/ him!!!

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(985): Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write

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(985): (Recd) Bring over the KY & Grape Jelly I'm riding the giraffe tonight (Sent) OMG, that reminds me...I forgot to take the lube out my purse!!!!

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(985): (Recd) Bring over the KY & Grape Jelly I'm riding the giraffe tonight (Sent) OMG, that reminds me...I forgot to take the lube out my purse!!!!

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(985): Hi D, this is J's girlfriend, M...I'm sorry but he wont be in tomorrow we are going to be having celbration sex till Tuesday. Go Saints!

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(985): (985) I just took sarah virginity..she is still crying..(225) this is her mother.. (985) can you come pick up your daughter then?

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(985): Jennifer Deveil Magruder is sexy!

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(985): Jennifer Deveil Magruder is sexy!

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