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I told my parents I was gay and they're so disgusted they told me they never want to see me again. I'll call them Monday and tell them I was joking.
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover.
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(sent): why do guys play games? (recv'd): torture (sent): well blue balls for him then, its all about give and take
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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(985):
Kinda fast w ur new bf huh? Going out w ur parents? Shouldn't u introduce them to a couple dousch bags be4 u bring a good guy around? I'm really good w parents
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We're nocturnal mothafuckkkaaaaaaaa!
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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She asked if she could give me a blow job while I was playing COD- I fell in love. Then she swallowed and asked if I wanted a sandwich. The wedding is next week.
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well sister he is at end end of the bed telling me '' you win '' . Oh hell yes i am good .
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If you tell her I will skin you, with my dick and it's blunt. Jesus did the bartender just hand me another scotch??
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A transvestite tried to attack me Renee took the punch and my mom and dad made me come here because they were afraid of her/ him!!!
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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(Recd) Bring over the KY & Grape Jelly I'm riding the giraffe tonight (Sent) OMG, that reminds me...I forgot to take the lube out my purse!!!!
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(Recd) Bring over the KY & Grape Jelly I'm riding the giraffe tonight (Sent) OMG, that reminds me...I forgot to take the lube out my purse!!!!
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Hi D, this is J's girlfriend, M...I'm sorry but he wont be in tomorrow we are going to be having celbration sex till Tuesday. Go Saints!
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(985) I just took sarah virginity..she is still crying..(225) this is her mother.. (985) can you come pick up your daughter then?
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Jennifer Deveil Magruder is sexy!
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Jennifer Deveil Magruder is sexy!
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