(979): Friend: I saw ur ex @ the club and I pushed him down the stairs & told him that he fucked with my boy and it wasn't ok. Me: Really? Friend: And then I stepped on his foot w/ my stiletto & stole his drink & called him a bitch in front of his friends. Me: Really? Friend: No. But I gave him a shit look and and though about it. Me: Good. Because I slept with him this afternoon and we are talking about getting back together. Friend: LMFAO

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(979): I'm peeing without a toilet, or a door, in nature, I am one.

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(979): sent)) got a pic u may want..rec'vd))send it..sent))kinda he same old same old. just the boobs...guessing ur getting tired of the boobs..rec'vd)) SEND THE BOOBS

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(979): dude, you were so desperate last night you were digging weed out of the grinder

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(979): (sent) Did we have a good time last night? (rcvd) Yep. Afterwards, we went to Mcdonalds and you asked the drive thru teller to make you a gang bang. She asked what it was, and you told her its when you put a chicken sandwich inside a hamburger. She said they dont make that there, so you yelled at her to just get you a chicken sandwich and a hamburger and you would make it your damn self.

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(979): a very sad day indeed my good man, on this most terrible of days we must stand together as one and over come the evil darkness that is Satan we must destroy this evil so he: Satan can not rule our land we must protect this house our home and this is our house!p.s. we're over

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(979): a very sad day indeed my good man, on this most terrible of days we must stand together as one and over come the evil darkness that is Satan we must destroy this evil so he: Satan can not rule our land we must protect this house our home and this is our house!p.s. we're over

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(979): somebody wanna come pick me up???? milfs gonna try and marry me if i dont roll quick...

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(979): i got karate chopped by some random chick last night i think she wanted to s my d

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(979): Rec: Dude, there's a fucking forest in the kitchen. Sent: You're high, no there isn't. Rec: I promise you there is. A sqirrel just threw a fucking acorn at me!!

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(979): "Dude get over here there are skanks everywhere!!!"

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(979): ask me how there are full bottles of tequilla in my truck, my bank account is $300 richer, found a bag of dro in my bra, and my vaginal feels destroyed! who did we party with last night?

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(979): you just kept texting wells fargo "HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY DO I HAVE"

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(979): (sent) learn what a clit is and then we can hook up again, maybe.

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