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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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Just found a plastic walmart sack that i apparently puked in last night by my bed
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look outside. someones taking a dump on you windshield!
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I am drinking a long island out ofa wine glass with red lipstick smeared all over. I'm a classy bitch.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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dude. im. so. high. i realized that having food around me is comforting. (RE:) you would. (SNT:) and my nose wont stop running.
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This dude bought a six pack after the finals we went into a classroom and started drinking then went to his place where his superintendent smoked a bowl with us
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(914): So Tom seems really excited about seeing me at his party on Saturday because he's texted me three times already! Hope my periods gone by then! (516): I guess that wasn't meant for me? - Tom
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you hopped like 4 fences to get to her window and when you finally got there the egg cracked in your pocket so you threw your beer
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you like disney. I like everything naughty. Where to we criss-cross?
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who answers their texts while giving head? especially when its not good come on now
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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im waiting for u come downstairs. and hurry cuz ur dog just started talking to me.... did you know hes the reason ur bed smells weird every day?
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do u think its ever awkward for michael vick and his girlfriend when they do it doggy style?
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Found a dime bag on the street we smoked it out of a coke can while sitting on his balcony people watching and trains go by
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(rec) so i slept with someone we know from school and your gunna be mad about it (sent) did you at least get free weed?
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