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(908): Dunno. She handed me a microphone an told me to sing some Queen. I won some award thing on rock band for it. OH MY GOD JOURNEY TEXT YOU LATER

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(908): (908:) Her smoking cherry has officially been popped! \

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(908): She caught him in the bedroom sniffing her shoes around 2 AM. They both disappeared around 3 and I saw them together at IHOP this afternoon.

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(908): Bacardi: 151. Me: 0.

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(908): bro i was gone last night haha. and i wake up to a missed call from middlesex police. must've been a fun night.

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(908): You were talking about George Lopez. You, quoting him, said: "This new girl at work... she's like a shark Angie! But that's okay. I'll just have to be like a... ninja fish. Yeah. I'll be swimmin' along and then BAM! You know, I don't even know if they have those, but it they did, we wouldn't know about 'em would we?" ... Monologue was complete with ninja moves and noises.

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(908): whose blackberry is in my dogs water bowl?

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(908): After falling down the stairs and passing out, I woke up an hour later and realized that the only things I had in my system were Nutella, alcohol, and semen. Best Saturday night ever? Best Saturday night ever.

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(908): This turned from karoake night into soul train

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(908): No...we were sitting there and he does, 'I'm a lemon...not a complete lemon, just a lemon wedge.' I'm never letting him do xtc again.

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(908): Last week I put 2 grams in my retainer case to hide it, and now everytime I put my retainer in I get a nice taste of weed! (recvd.) What.....

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(908): I swear, last fucking hipster birthday party I go to. So much PBR and so little fun.

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(908): I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.

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(908): Sent-i woke up finding you lying down naked in the snow angel position with popcorn and broken ritz crackers all over the place Rec- and this is a bad thing why?

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(952): I told you not to have sex with her on my futon (612): I didnt dude, i swear! (952): either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon

(419): Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?

(758): a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette.

(908): So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.

(502): my girlfriend made me read a sentence out of one of the twilight books while we fucked. win??

(908): Dunno. She handed me a microphone an told me to sing some Queen. I won some award thing on rock band for it. OH MY GOD JOURNEY TEXT YOU LATER

(908): (908:) Her smoking cherry has officially been popped! \

(908): She caught him in the bedroom sniffing her shoes around 2 AM. They both disappeared around 3 and I saw them together at IHOP this afternoon.

(908): Bacardi: 151. Me: 0.

(908): bro i was gone last night haha. and i wake up to a missed call from middlesex police. must've been a fun night.

(908): whose blackberry is in my dogs water bowl?

(908): After falling down the stairs and passing out, I woke up an hour later and realized that the only things I had in my system were Nutella, alcohol, and semen. Best Saturday night ever? Best Saturday night ever.

(908): This turned from karoake night into soul train

(908): No...we were sitting there and he does, 'I'm a lemon...not a complete lemon, just a lemon wedge.' I'm never letting him do xtc again.

(908): Last week I put 2 grams in my retainer case to hide it, and now everytime I put my retainer in I get a nice taste of weed! (recvd.) What.....

(908): I swear, last fucking hipster birthday party I go to. So much PBR and so little fun.

(908): I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.

(908): Sent-i woke up finding you lying down naked in the snow angel position with popcorn and broken ritz crackers all over the place Rec- and this is a bad thing why?

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