(904): You proceeded to yell at the top of your lungs for her to stop singing pretty girl rock and that she was giving all the pretty girls a bad name

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(904): He told me he wish my tits had their own restaurant and that they it was an all you can eat place so yea I slept with him

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(904): I told her "I whip my dick back and forth, I whip my dick back and forth." and she still went down on me

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(904): So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says

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(904): Beer pong and vodka sorry dad and gma im not driving :)

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(904): Gonna go to sleep on the couch.. Can't wait to see you later! Come revive me with Dongzilla!!!! Please don't lick my face. I love you?

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(904): (403) ready for round 2?! (304) i think i partyed enough last night to last me the rest of the weekend. and you.. how are you even alive right now? (403) simple logic. i dont remember last night, so basically it never happened. so get dressed, i still need to find a fucking party this weekend!

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(904): (sent) yeah dude its so fun! its like a water rollar coaster under fountains and stuff but you get like fucking soaking wet! (recieved) sweeeet i love getting wet ;) (sent) ....I really shouldnt be surprised that you turned this sexual. (recieved) hahahah

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(904): You here that girl Alex Thayer is a slut right? Well she's got the funk in the trunk if you know what I mean!

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(904): I have rug burn on my back (704): That sounds really sluty....good job (904): Thank you (704): No thank you, it's girls like you that make girls like me look less sluty...your a hero of whores

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(904): That handjob was great this might sound weird but I love when I blow in you hand

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(904): I just wanna fuck. I don't think that it's such a hard concept.

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(904): Ill do a shot to porn

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(904): r'cvd: she just texted me saying she wantd to give me head while I played COD!!!!!!! sent: Marry her. Or I will.

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