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(832): Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.

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(832): is it wrong that i went to find my grandma's weed stash...and stumbled upon her dildo instead?

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(832): I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card

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(832): So that were clear...tonight didn't happen...and if it does again pull my hair more and squeeze my tits less...im gonna be bruised

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(832): snt: you know how you drive over a pot hole and your head kinda jerks pretend my dicks the pot hole and you pussy is the car. rply: 9230 the customer you are trying to text is temporarily out of service Msg 2110

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(832): He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.

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(832): snt) do you remember anything fro m last night? rply) no nothing why did i do something bad snt) you kept falling asleep while kissing and grinding on some girl. snt) really i did 4 shots of syrup p.m and 5 shots of vianilla expresso rply) that explains a lot

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(832): snt) i'm locked out open the door rply) hold up me and your friend are almost done, she gives mean head

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(832): i woke up this morning with my dogs balls in my hand, i think i raped rover

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(832): Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.

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(832): So i peed next to bum that was sleeping on a dirty mattress outside in a small alley. i guess that's what guys feel like peeing together in the bathroom you know like someones watching you

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(832): I mean its not that bad its just all normal and all that figgle doober. Ya know what I mean?

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(832): I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..

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(832): no you dont understand..... i normally take 2 to 3 hours for sex this bitch made me go steve urcle on her ass within 30min

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(917): She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.

(413): before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave

(817): Tonight I received this from a good guy friend, "I just blew my load omfg its all over the wall. It shot 3ft to the side of me lol" Let's see if he remembers this in the morning... MDT

(612): Sent last night: "oooooh this is bad...feels like i just pooped a pine cone! it hurts so bad boobie! can ya rip your pooper or does it just keep expanding?!?" MDT

(425): (recv'd) I never knew sex could be so amazing (sent) Well you also never knew that the guy u slept with has herpes

(832): Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.

(832): is it wrong that i went to find my grandma's weed stash...and stumbled upon her dildo instead?

(832): I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card

(832): So that were clear...tonight didn't happen...and if it does again pull my hair more and squeeze my tits less...im gonna be bruised

(832): snt: you know how you drive over a pot hole and your head kinda jerks pretend my dicks the pot hole and you pussy is the car. rply: 9230 the customer you are trying to text is temporarily out of service Msg 2110

(832): He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.

(832): snt) do you remember anything fro m last night? rply) no nothing why did i do something bad snt) you kept falling asleep while kissing and grinding on some girl. snt) really i did 4 shots of syrup p.m and 5 shots of vianilla expresso rply) that explains a lot

(832): snt) i'm locked out open the door rply) hold up me and your friend are almost done, she gives mean head

(832): i woke up this morning with my dogs balls in my hand, i think i raped rover

(832): Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.

(832): So i peed next to bum that was sleeping on a dirty mattress outside in a small alley. i guess that's what guys feel like peeing together in the bathroom you know like someones watching you

(832): I mean its not that bad its just all normal and all that figgle doober. Ya know what I mean?

(832): I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..

(832): no you dont understand..... i normally take 2 to 3 hours for sex this bitch made me go steve urcle on her ass within 30min

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