(818): Ok so I may have woken up with one shoe in a car that is not mine. Where the fuck did you end up?

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(818): You slapped me in the back of the head and said "Don't waste it bitch" after I wouldnt lick my spilled shot off kitchen floor.

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(818): Sent: i think i like his dog more then i like him..... Received: I'm going to have to agree with you on that one...you end up beside the dog everytime your drunk

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(818): So the whole night there was this really hot guy. He was so sexy and he wasn't creepin like all the other guys and I kept looking at home right. so at the end of the night when I was leaving I walked outside and he was there and when I walked by him we locked eyes and then he come over and taps me in the shoulder and says " umm I think you sat in gum" .... kill myself!

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(818): I'm coherent. Mentally. But I can only see general shapes.

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(818): Fuck you bitch, I'm following the tequila and da dick!

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(818): Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.

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(818): There's gnats in this place but when your drunk you think its tinkerbell giving you kisses

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(818): ***** i know your kinky but there's some things where you must draw the lines at and my line is draw at the butt lol

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(818): At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.

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(818): Dr. Dove ROCKS !!!!!

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(818): Dude , I strateqically planned my hiqh so I culd qo to the 24 hr store nd bow look it's 12:59 ?! So quess wat now I have to wait 12 hrs ! Nd I HATE Sundays !!!!!>:

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(818): -What did you do for your birthday since your finally legall??? -Well remember that hot cop that arrested me when i was 14? -Yea? -We boned :)- Onlyyyy youuuu

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(818): (323) omg so I'm looking at the pictures from last night and Steve Urkel was at my birthday party??? (818) Yea, he's leaving my apartment now ;)

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Remember The Pics From Last Night?

Best Friends :)
Awesomeness!