(707): Woke up next to my ex, she said she was in love with me. what happend?, and Thanks =)

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(707): and when i said i wanna bone, i meant goodnight and i love you too.

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(707): DID you know in mexico you can buy a SKY mixed drink for a dollar and drink in in a dark alley!? ya, you can. you can also try to get a prostitute while you do it

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(707): Just casually threw up on the side of the road while driving home this morning, nbd.

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(707): i called off working at 6 sunday so i can get hammered saturday night...i said i had my sisters baptism to go to...im going to hell...(rec) wait you werent before?

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(707): "We made him the happiest man in the world last night." "def. but next time i want him to start on me so i don't get a condom that's already been used on you."

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(707): So I don't know if it's a good or bad thing that I can drink half a beer in a red cup in one gulp then flip it first try and win 8 time in a row and still be fine enough to drive home? Is that a win or a start aa classes point?

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(707): You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.

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(707): just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.

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(707): His dick was HUGE!! when he got hard he became light headed from the loss of blood!

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(707): Im not that bad (1-707) O really? cuz 5 minutes ago you said you were Kermit the frog and Big Bird Street

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(707): Puking while driving. Now there's a skill to add to the resume....

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(707): (Recvd) Fuck u, im not talkin to u til u apologize! (sent) For what? What did I do?? (Revcd) U dont remember walking up to me at the bar when i was talking to that hot chick, straddling me, licking my face and then winking at her, making her get up and walk away? (sent) bahahahahaha!! Now I do. Btw, that was Ashley's sister. (Recvd) ...... the one with herps? (sent) You're welcome asshole. (Recvd) I'm never doubting u and ur ninja ways of knowing shit again....

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(707): No panties or socks in my top drawer... Who steals panties? Fuckin creepers man.

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