(484): i pulled out his penis and fraked out cuz there was a turtleneck around it. i didn't know what to do. so i acted like is wasn't there and kept sucking.

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(484): Hey lover face I decided to fake sick and call off tomorrow!!!!!!! Pig Pen right? (610) Seriously? wrong daniel, don't bother coming into work tomorrow, or ever. goodnight.

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(484): Theres a big differencr between 4 lokos & beer. When I drink 4 lokos I crawl to the bathroom to puke..

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(484): Haha so I tried to spice things up with strip madden last night..

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(484): (Sent) Dude, I farted and it smelled like lemon. (Rec) Really?!

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(484): I'm eating a baguette that was handed to me while drinking tea cooler and apple vodka. So. Fucking. Classy.

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(484): Please stop posting my texts to MDT. It gets a little awkward when my friends share them on facebook.

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(484): I didn't even know I had a gag reflex until I got near his balls. (401): u took 8 inches in ur mouth & the smell of his balls was wat made u gag? did u say sumthin? (484): Nah I toughed it out. He looked like he needed it. (401): ur such a trooper

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(484): I will never ignore your advice again (610) y?? (484) I just ran into my one night stand in public (610) can i say i told u so now?

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(484): Just make sure you clear my internet history. I do NOT want the last thing in my google search box to be "plan b".

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(484): Me: what you doin. Friend: Gettin some crakers, want some ? Me: NO! i dont like crackers. Friend: ohhh but you stay wit a white chick ?!

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(484): You got naked, put your legs in the armholes of a snuggie, called it snunderwear and passed out.

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(484): Sent- I had a vision that cream cheese and peanut butter were dancing together and they rapidly changed into sliced cheese and peanuts as they danced Rec- Where are you, who are you with, and how high are you Sent- Im at home lol and I'm completely normal

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(484): it was either you or maria, i don't think i would have licked anyone else...

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