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I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
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Due to daylight savings technically I only lasted 5 mins.
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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If i didn't respect the fact he loves to party i'd be pissed..
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Drinking should not get you hung overits like a punisment for having a good time
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Yeah and she was all like your currently sitting on my ovaries!!! Like win?
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(315)oh u no what a great way to get back at greg would be. (315-1)wahtt. (315)we should fuck, hell get jealous. itll be hilarious. (315-1)very mature way to handle the situation! (315) you know what i always say... if you cant beat him, get under his best friend
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Rev: There's bebe gun holes in his window, from his ex. Sent: ..did she try to shoot him? Rev: Idfk. Sent: I think she was upset about the break up and tried to kill him. Rev: Bebe guns don't kill. Sent: shes stupid.. remember?
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Ok so i'm not gay. this is like the best night ever!
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My hands smell like beer, cheap hotel soap and vagina. Your going to LOVE being 18 :D
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im gonna be lesbian with myself
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You were convinced that every car on the street was an undercover cop and that they were trying to catch you riding dirty.
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You were convinced that every car on the road was an undercover cop and they were trying to catch you riding dirty
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is it bad that i feel more comfortable getting roofied with you guys than with my high school friends?
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i promised him we would be right back... right after the scary black man with the gun, the asain and the he/she stop chasing us.
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Public urination only leads to making new friends.
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(315-1)-what do you get someone for xmas that you've only known like 4 months? (315)-your vag.
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Poobs, I really don't care what you say. We will fuck sooner or later.
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