(313): We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.

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(313): tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve

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(313): i finally figured out how to look like ke$ha for halloween... wake and bake

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(313): I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot (313): He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all

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(313): you seriously called his mom & told him how great the sex was & she made him come home. we havent heard from him since.

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(313): I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.

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(313): The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.

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(313): She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.

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(313): we got 19 other guys, picked up his car and just walked it to the police station front lawn while he was hammered drunk sleeping in the drivers seat

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(313): he had 8 pounds of bud lite. yes pounds. he measures his drinks in pounds.

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(313): i just hacked her facebook...her secret answer on her email reset was "where were you born?" "earth"

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(313): i think i just cut my clatorus off with a razor as i was trying to shave

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(313): which side of your seat is the seatbelt on in ur car...i cant find it

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(313): he was fingering me for the first time and he starting flicking my clit... my legs starting twitching uncontrollably. he laughed and kept doing it. i didnt find it very entertaining. :/

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