(512): i feel like my liver is escaping my body in the form of vomit... so no this is not an improvement

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(512): Our room smells like alcohol, immorality, and bad decisions...

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(512): (rec'd): he is trying to blow me...like I have a penis (sent): wtf? So his head was bobbing up and down? (rec'd): yeah, right above my vagina. I am just gonna fake it.

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(512): did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.

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(512): tryin to figure out which works faster... a shot of 5 hour energy... or a shot of vodka... will keep takin each till one wins.... this may be a long night

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(512): I didn't think I was stoned until I saw plane crash story on TV and started giggling.

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(512): I want to put my ranch dressing in your hidden valley... MDT

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