(617): dude I just realized why nat never posted the lammingtons video. its a conspiracy il'l explain later.

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(617): I told him he had a nice spacious backseat he went down on me cuz no ones ever complimented his mini van before, win?

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(617): So that thing about Irish guys having stubby shillelagh's... So not true! Kid must have the luck of the Irish cuz he just shamROCKED MY FUCKING WORLD! (rcvd) because you were able to make so many Irish puns in one text, about an Irish boy and you're Irish just shows me how much pride you have and by the way Epic Win

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(617): fuck her, he fucks everyone..like congratulations your boyfriend has been inside every girl in quincy..

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(617): (1-617) im getting eaten out as im textin u, its almost done, fells so OWWWWWWWWWWWW. yeupp its over i just orgasmed :D (2-617) your a sick fuck

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(617): (sent) Im on the pill.. (recvd) be there in 15 minutes

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(617): Also, I need you to know that when I was shaving my lady bits, I thought "it there was a better time to rock out to lady gaga, I don't know it"

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(617): Also, I need you to know that when I was shaving my lady bits, I thought "it there was a better time to rock out to lady gaga, I don't know it"

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(617): i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.

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(617): for every facebook status that says "BRITTANY MURPHY'S DEAD!!" we'll do half a shot... we don't want to die too =/

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(617): me: Are you home safe and sound?her: No. Brother Is trying Hindiher: lolher: My bro is driving home

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(617): I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.

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(617): there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store

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(617): "Why are my fingers all so sticky?"617: "you painted your nails with lip gloss because you like how it 'moisturized' your nails"

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