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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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She kept singing nick nack patty wack the whole time we were having sex.
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so i'm pretty sure that alcohol makes me gay..
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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(817):
I this from my best friend friend last night; If I brought you a happy meal, would you forgive me for what i just did to your boyfriend?
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Holy shit these my-baby-can-read-by the-time-my-baby-pops-out-of-my-vag commercials freak the hell out of me.
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My back yard looks like a chicken massacre! WTF happened last night!?
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Woke up to a dog licking peanut butter off my vag. I didnt stop it.
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where am i mom?(817): You're in the hospital. We're on our way.
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After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
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facebooking... leaving shitty msgs to all my posers and hoe friends
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I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
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So apparently I was screaming "I love butt sex!!!" to everyone as they came in the bar...
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Tonight I received this from a good guy friend, "I just blew my load omfg its all over the wall. It shot 3ft to the side of me lol" Let's see if he remembers this in the morning... MDT
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