(773): Hey dude...can u come 2 halst/addis [a police station] n bail out kim? (1-773) why (773) tried to hit on cab driver said no. maced him need 150 more $

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(773): I woke up naked wit a rainbow tatood on my dick apparently she wantd 2 taste the rainbow an so did her mom

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(773): ____ dipped his tentacle in the company calamari sauce.

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(773): Raft, peeface supwerdouche

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(773): Pee is free but champagne is forever.

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(773): It's all franglish to me.

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(773): Dick Eyes Is My Pony.

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(773): I'll be the next octomom, but just 1 baby, 8 legs.

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(773): Will power is for people who don't want to get laid

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(773): (sent) you should come over (recd) Why are you bothering me at 4am? (sent) Cuz I just want to fuck. (recd) I have to work at 6. (sent) damn, you better hurry over here then.

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(773): I woke up this morning with my panties down and a used condom on my face....Good night or bad night? Oh and they're is like a hundred bucks next to my bed...Oh shit.

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(773): rec'vd:i feel like taking nyquil nd passing out.(sent) then take it nd pass out. (rec'vd) i have a wedding rehearsal to go to in an hour =/. (sent) point? (rec'ved) .....tousche'

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(773): Beer wolf hurt meself

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(773): Katie just gave me head on top of the ferris wheel and spit out my load 30 ft onto the ground! (rec'vd): Make that 24 ft because it landed on my head. Youre dead. No joke.

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