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(678): We played karate in the garabe, HELLO fire wooooodddd

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(678): while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.

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(678): I just took a dump and it was solid black. I guess it was the pepto you gaVe me.

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(678): (s) thanks for putting 2 packs of gum in my dryer last night and letting it run for an hour (r) that wasnt me I took a dump in your bath tub.

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(678): (Sent) yeah man I have the swine flu (received) that sucks bro!! If you need anything like aids or a dead asian midget tranny hooker, let me know. (sent) I knew I could count on you)

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(678): can i at least slide my debit card down your ass like they did on the tip drill video??? (1-678) can i get cash back???

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(678): Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about

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(678): When Chris got pulled over & we stopped I swear I saw 4 little men squated next to his car.

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(678): A tear just came to my eye due to a steak because it was that good. Win/Fail?

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(678): he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.

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(678): So as I was about to put the condom on his dick he goes.." Seriously u need to hurry up I am harder than chinese algebra!"... Really?! Who says that?

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(678): We're fed up with our roommate so we're moving out tomorrow without telling him. All of the furniture, dishes and silverware, and television are ours. We're also turning off the cable. (770): Can I come watch?

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(678): So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup

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(678): So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup

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(330): Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope

(504): Dude remember that really hot blonde chick at the bar last night? I took her to my room and had sex with her WHILE i played xbox!! Best.Night.Ever.

(402): I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.

(512): We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.

(661): so how is hitting it while she is pregnant? (1-661): not to bad, its like cheating on my wife for 9 months with a fat chick

(678): We played karate in the garabe, HELLO fire wooooodddd

(678): while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.

(678): I just took a dump and it was solid black. I guess it was the pepto you gaVe me.

(678): (s) thanks for putting 2 packs of gum in my dryer last night and letting it run for an hour (r) that wasnt me I took a dump in your bath tub.

(678): (Sent) yeah man I have the swine flu (received) that sucks bro!! If you need anything like aids or a dead asian midget tranny hooker, let me know. (sent) I knew I could count on you)

(678): can i at least slide my debit card down your ass like they did on the tip drill video??? (1-678) can i get cash back???

(678): Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about

(678): When Chris got pulled over & we stopped I swear I saw 4 little men squated next to his car.

(678): A tear just came to my eye due to a steak because it was that good. Win/Fail?

(678): he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.

(678): So as I was about to put the condom on his dick he goes.." Seriously u need to hurry up I am harder than chinese algebra!"... Really?! Who says that?

(678): We're fed up with our roommate so we're moving out tomorrow without telling him. All of the furniture, dishes and silverware, and television are ours. We're also turning off the cable. (770): Can I come watch?

(678): So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup

(678): So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup

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