(416): Shortest penis time ever!It's almost funny how short it was, like 10 pumps short, I actually hit him after, asked if he had a problem, with his penis, and how long it lasts. He asked if I was upset with him, I said I was disappointed...

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(416): (sent)Okay no fucking lie, I woke up this morning with no clothes on, like no fucking pants bra thong nothingâ

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(416): (sent)Okay no fucking lie, I woke up this morning with no clothes on, like no fucking pants bra thong nothingâ

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(416): He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.

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(416): (sent) Sitting at home. With half a bottle of Jack 2 grams of weed. (rec)Are you naked? (sent) No... (rec) Would you like to be?

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(416): don't be surprised if you have a bad taste in your mouth tmw morning. Santa only cums once a year. Merry Christmas :D.

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(416): Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

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(416): have you ever played the new batman game...there are these psychos wrapped in bandages and shit like that and they wear steal cages on there head and jump at you in tje dark...its kind of freaky lol now imagine thats wat your lesbian rapers looked like with the knife teeth.

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(416): sent: I have this weird feeling that I'm not wearing underwear, but I totally am!Recieved: Seek a psychiatrist.

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(416): Yo i was gonna punch this chick in her face (905) What why? Arent you at McDonalds? (416) She said i was gonna spit in her fries!

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(416): Recd: babe, this may be the vodka talking but I fucking adore you. I'm sorry for everything, I miss you, this shot is for you. Sent: finally.. This shot is for you. Recd: 17 and eloping? Sent: yeah I'm on my way. :)

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(416): sent: do you remember anything from last night? rcvd: i vividly remember eating some girl out, and when she came, she practically boxed my ears with her thighs! sent: weird, my gf does that too! rcvd: im starting to remember last night, sorry bro.

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(416 ): Is it normal that even after passing out at 4am I still don't feel I was drunk enough and it was late enough?COLLEGE OVER MOFOOOOOOO

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(416): sent: wanna go get a manicure and get fake nails? rvcd: its 2am, why? sent: cause just i fucked my girlfriend so I had to cut my nails real short, and jake loves it when i have long nails to scratch, so, press ons won't do the trick, i need this shit to look believable!

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