(248): Sent: Girl i could of sworn i sent some pics of me to my myspace, like really fucked up pics.... Recieved: No Bitch It Looks Like You didnt Sent: Shit Must Of sent them to my ex Alan again, At least he knows what kinda girl he dont have anymore.... this pussy on lock down now HA!

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(248): "It was a 'Morning After' party. She pressed up against me in only her panties and bra. I thought about U.S. History and was thinking 'OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD' over and over." He was friends with this chick. Good or bad night here?

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(248): i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.

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(248): -rcvd- "dude sorry I shit in your sink last night" -sent- "umm you weren't at my house last night" -rcvd-"you sure" -"yeah, might wanna lay off the Jager for awhile" -I know, but now I gotta keep having this convo till I figure out whose sink I shit in" -sent-"should make for a fun morning"

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(248): (rec'd) hammered at dq. care to help sober me up? ;) (sent) what do you have in mind? (rec'd) a thin mint blizzard with recees cup. i gonna get it all and do it right tonight. (sent) don't forget twist ice cream. (rec'd) yes!

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(248): rcvd: They just told me i'm as big as a whale, but i say fuck that i'm hungry. sent: sorry I have no frozen fish. bye.

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(248): GET THE FUCK IN HERE MY POOP IS FUCKING LIME GREEN

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(248): Cops showed u so did an ambulance had to come too, to top it all off had the best sex of my life. Is it cheating if your haft way around the world? Best night of my. Life!!!

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(248): So I locked myself out on the roof and just got stung by a bee. At least I have my beer to ice it.

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(248): but lover ...im tired as hell. so imma call it a night. so goodnight once i fondle my sleeping brothers veiny testes

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(248): my dad just walked in on me and my ex having sex. his response? Well you could have told me..

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(248): (recv'd) Can i suck it (sent) fuck yes

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(248): Not with those snaggleteeth... They'll tear your dick up.

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(248): im such a goddamn creeper. i just drove a car thats not mine to a house thats not mine and stole prescription pain killers that arent mine. rock on.

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