(781): lmfao.. i just went to pee & realized i put my panties on backwards last night... i dont even remember changing them

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(781): im in that akward stage of the girl that blew me last night is right next to me and her roommate/ my sister knows that something happenedi made it pretty obvious by sleeping in her bedtehe

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(781): so i was goin down on my man so i decided 2 put a fingure down there, he pulled away, i wanna try it again because i heard men like it is it true, do men like being pleasured down there?

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(781): uncurcumsized penii are not cute

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(781): So u grabbed my face and licked the roof of my mouth,walked away and took a shot. Ill see you after 5

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(781): today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.

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(781): the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........

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(781): Went to go pick up condoms and cigs last night at a 24 hr mobil, go to the register with the condoms and take out my ID for the smokes and the old man behind the counter tells me "Put it away if you're old enough to fuck you're old enough to smoke"...just made my night tht much better

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(781): I have a serious question. If you feed puppies tomato seeds will they grow tomato plants out their ears?

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(781): you're my pauly d tonight. the situation is right hurrr. (617): dude, he's a grenade. (781): detonate that shit bitchh

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(781): call me on my phone i cant answer my octopus he has a lot of suction cups on his toes so he cant be answered cuz he will stick to my lips. i have a hard booger in my nose but i cant pick it cuz i have an alaskan bull worm in there that eats squirrel tails and car keys. love you booboo to the moon and back cuz at the copa banana we fell in love cuz I AM LOLA HEAR ME ROARRRR!!!

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(781): tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.

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(781): (781) My pones broken some of e bons don work(781-1) okay yoda. can you translate that for me?

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(781): is it wrong that im mad that i have to leave AA, i fit in here.

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