(717): She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...

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(717): I finally got my girlfriend to have sex with me doggie style. She throws me off after like 5 seconds. I asked her, "What's wrong?" She caught a cramp in her foot.

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(717): I wish i was asian or black just so i could have the born ability to dance...

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(717): re'd: Hey i told dad i was going to read the bible at her house, sn't: okay so why the hell are you telling me? re'd: cause were actually getting high and playing geometry wars! sn't: AMEN

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(717): what happend last night? Rec'd: well that kid was an ass and kicked us all out dude. Sn't: well that explains why im home, but not why im in the trunk of my car... in a different outfit... .mdt

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(717): Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.

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(717): Mr. Carter is on and all of a sudden I know every word to it.

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(717): Just googled pap smear...

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(717): There was no toilet paper. We used tampons. Did that really happen?? Hahah

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(717): dude i dont think we should keep the easy cheese in the fridge because it makes it takes forever for the shit to come out the squirt hole

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(717): I'm trying to but do you know how hard it is to break up with someone who doesn't understand the english language?

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(717): Its been a year after i've had sex and i am still wearing my purity ring. wtf is wrong with me?

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(717): were you inside your girl while talking to me?

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(717): Can your vag be broken? bc i think mine is.

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