(419): dude you wouldn't believe the bar im at... seriously 30-50 year old women in slutty costumes...im in heaven

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(419): dude you wouldn't believe the bar im at...seriously 30-40 year old women...im in heaven

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(419): best head ever for 2 bottles = happy halloween to me

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(419): wow. so i just realized that i have spent more time on farmville than i have in class this semester. man i love college and paying $32,000 a year for virtual farming.

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(419): so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.

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(419): tell him he can come get it if he can get past my razor sharp fangs and my elusive teradactile speed

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(419): why did we stop drinking? No one likes a quitter

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(419): Dude I could deff pass a sobriety test right now. Where's the door handle?

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(419): I wish you were the one molesting me in my sleep last night...

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(419): dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"

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(419): I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.

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(419): LEEEERRRROOOOOYYYYYY JEEEENNNNKKINNNSSSS!!1!

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(419): Nancy Grace is a fucking cunt.

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(419): I FOUND JOSE! (630) AHH MY BABY! don't move im coming for him!

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